Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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