I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
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One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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