i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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