Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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