and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
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Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
50% drunk capacity currently
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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