dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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