Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
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