Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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