Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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