Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
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And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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