K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
After tacos, we're chasing women.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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