My boss' voice literally gives me gas
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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