Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
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Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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