Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
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flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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