I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
420 ftw
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
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Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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