i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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