I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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