I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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