Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
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You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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