how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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