Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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