So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I came so hard my ears popped.
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