we have officially lost it.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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