I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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