How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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