I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
handjob tips. give me some.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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