Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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