Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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