operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
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Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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