seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Fuck appropriateness.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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