Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
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I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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