how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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