would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
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Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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