I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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