I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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