the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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