How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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