wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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