love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
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I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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