just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize