Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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