Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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