So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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