that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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