There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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