It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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