i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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