Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I am puke
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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