TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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