So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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